Im Dreaming of a WHITE Christmas

On my last trip to the NP I realized my family didn't have any snow.. let alone just a cold temperature. Actually they were in the high 80's,. really its December how do you get in the holiday spirit when your wearing shorts and flip flops? But I guess they like it like that. So I thought it would be fun to bring some of my home into their home.

I knew they wouldn't miss what I had planned in the bathroom. I mean they are in that thing all the time. So I set to work and set up the perfect winter wonderland scene. Hence the snow ... EVERY WHERE!

Yup I graffitied my name on the mirror

its a winder wonderland

 

 

 

Snow brought in just for the boys

 

I heard Mr Marine tell the mom, "that damn elf just made a mess in the bathroom". Apparentlyhe spent the day cleaning the bathroom to just have me dirty it. Oh well ol man suck it up.

 

 

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Wheres Wald.. err Elfis?

In snooping around the Mac Shack I noticed they didnt have one picture of me. Here they talk about me, look for me, etc and cant have 1 lil measly pic of me. So I showed them, cant have one pic of me, means I turn it into ALL pics of me.

 

In the Entry way is where I started you would think i would say good enough and call a yo

 

The boys then found me by the stockings. Oh I should have hung mine up too 

looking inocent  by the mini tree

I move towards the kitchen

 

I even got a pic of my mom, nana, and great nana for their 3 generations frame

I covered up lil man's lunch menu with a full size pics of me

a few cheese's by the phone

and my favorite taking over the I ♥ you because frame.

 

 

Hope this taught them a lesson in keeping me up all year long. Hmm might need to make an appointment with the Picute People to get new pics done LOL. Not that I need it, cuz I make them look good!  

School's In For Christmas?

Aww man I wish I would have borrowed some spy cameras from Mr. Marine today. I would have put them in both of the boys classrooms, to catch what went down. If I do say so myself today's prank was by far my best. When I got back from the NP (North Pole) everyone was asleep. So I got nosey and noticed that one of the boys backpacks was open, 1st I made a mental note to tell mom that they need to clean them out. Then I decided to wrap their folders and books in Xmas paper. It was hard keeping my laughter quiet, I put them back into their backpacks along with a tag that they were from me! Zipped them up then just sat around near them wishing them a Great Day! (HA they had NO CLUE what was about to go down!)

This is all they saw before they went to school, see I'm innocent, just wishing them well.

 

But inside it was full of surprises  LOL.

 

 

When mom came home I heard her ask the kids how school was. Normally those boys throw out 1 word answers, FINE, OK. EH.  But today she got an ear full. Lil man started with "WELL, my teacher asked why my folder was wrapped like a present? So I told her its my moms stupid Elf doll." A kid watch the name calling, and I'm not a doll, adorable yes a doll no! He went on to say all the kids laughed when he had to tell them about me.

 

The teenager was even more irritated, he said he went to get his composition book out for 1st period English and saw each folder was wrapped and he had to rip off the paper while the book was still in his backpack so no one saw. He thought he was safe but the kid next to him gave him a weird look, so he said his mom has issues. HA, poor mom always taking the wrap (HA WRAP get it)!

 

I cant figure out which one funnier, but I'm loosing my stitching from laughing so hard. I even got a laugh from Mr Marine, and he told mom they were pissed when he picked them up!

Im here to stay

Well where should I start.. I'm Elfis.. In case you missed the other 3 areas on Blogger that ask for that info. My boss is a big fat guy who sits on his ass 364 days a year, while all of us lil people do all the work. I know what your thinking, "OMG we work at the same place??  Actually my job now is better since I was promoted from toy maker to narc, err spy, I mean Santa's little helper. This job is a piece of cake. All I have to do is report back to Santa every night about how the kids I stay with from Thanksgiving till Xmas eve are. I think the mom of the house enjoys my company,  but the dad gets annoyed that I get more attention then him. Probably cuz I never got her towels buddy!!

Here's a pic of how I arrived at the Mac Shack (its really a nice house, and now that Mr Marine has been home for a few days of leave its really clean too. So I don't know why they call it a shack?)

After the boys read my biography, and they let me out of the box, I took a long wiz. Seriously have you ever flown from the North Pole to Ca? Its a long flight especially when you don't get a direct flight on a red nose! But after that is when the fun started with the family. Some of my buddies are lazy a.. elves they just sit on a Shelf and keep an eye on the kids. To me that's pretty creepy.. can we say PEDOPHILE. So I like to keep my kids on their toes. I want them to KNOW I'm in the house and watching them and if they don't look out and keep their noses clean, well I might just dirty them!