Im here to stay

Well where should I start.. I'm Elfis.. In case you missed the other 3 areas on Blogger that ask for that info. My boss is a big fat guy who sits on his ass 364 days a year, while all of us lil people do all the work. I know what your thinking, "OMG we work at the same place??  Actually my job now is better since I was promoted from toy maker to narc, err spy, I mean Santa's little helper. This job is a piece of cake. All I have to do is report back to Santa every night about how the kids I stay with from Thanksgiving till Xmas eve are. I think the mom of the house enjoys my company,  but the dad gets annoyed that I get more attention then him. Probably cuz I never got her towels buddy!!

Here's a pic of how I arrived at the Mac Shack (its really a nice house, and now that Mr Marine has been home for a few days of leave its really clean too. So I don't know why they call it a shack?)

After the boys read my biography, and they let me out of the box, I took a long wiz. Seriously have you ever flown from the North Pole to Ca? Its a long flight especially when you don't get a direct flight on a red nose! But after that is when the fun started with the family. Some of my buddies are lazy a.. elves they just sit on a Shelf and keep an eye on the kids. To me that's pretty creepy.. can we say PEDOPHILE. So I like to keep my kids on their toes. I want them to KNOW I'm in the house and watching them and if they don't look out and keep their noses clean, well I might just dirty them!