Thank You, Thank You Very Much

Im All Shook Up, ah huh! I never have a Blue Christmas, cuz I am keeping my family entertained. They Love Me Tender and Dont Be Cruel. But being the Hound Dog that I am sometimes lands me in a Jailhouse Rock, only when I am Lonesome at Night. This is my Heartbreak Hotel on the web and Im always here to be your Teddy Bear!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Im here to stay

Well where should I start.. I'm Elfis.. In case you missed the other 3 areas on Blogger that ask for that info. My boss is a big fat guy who sits on his ass 364 days a year, while all of us lil people do all the work. I know what your thinking, "OMG we work at the same place??  Actually my job now is better since I was promoted from toy maker to narc, err spy, I mean Santa's little helper. This job is a piece of cake. All I have to do is report back to Santa every night about how the kids I stay with from Thanksgiving till Xmas eve are. I think the mom of the house enjoys my company,  but the dad gets annoyed that I get more attention then him. Probably cuz I never got her towels buddy!!

Here's a pic of how I arrived at the Mac Shack (its really a nice house, and now that Mr Marine has been home for a few days of leave its really clean too. So I don't know why they call it a shack?)

After the boys read my biography, and they let me out of the box, I took a long wiz. Seriously have you ever flown from the North Pole to Ca? Its a long flight especially when you don't get a direct flight on a red nose! But after that is when the fun started with the family. Some of my buddies are lazy a.. elves they just sit on a Shelf and keep an eye on the kids. To me that's pretty creepy.. can we say PEDOPHILE. So I like to keep my kids on their toes. I want them to KNOW I'm in the house and watching them and if they don't look out and keep their noses clean, well I might just dirty them!


Jackie said...

YOU are AMAZING,CREATIVE and ENTERTAINING!! I am so honored that you are my "Peas".

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