Thank You, Thank You Very Much

Im All Shook Up, ah huh! I never have a Blue Christmas, cuz I am keeping my family entertained. They Love Me Tender and Dont Be Cruel. But being the Hound Dog that I am sometimes lands me in a Jailhouse Rock, only when I am Lonesome at Night. This is my Heartbreak Hotel on the web and Im always here to be your Teddy Bear!

Sunday, December 9, 2012


I just flew in .. and no my arms are not tired .. but I am starving. I had a long trip back and didnt have time to grab anything from the airport so I thought I would just whip something up at the Mac shack... sadly though they have no food in their house. Well good food to make something with at least. But boy do they keep a good supply of the alcohol! I know where I need to visit to get hammered!

Anyhow I quickly made some panicakes (what grown Elves can say it like that, its what happens when Im around kids all damn day you start picking up their language) so it was a short stack.. a really short stack. Good thing it was just me eatting though cuz they only had enough syrup left for 1 elf. Thank god that old hag nana lives across the street though cuz they sent the teenager over there to "borrow" some .. I never saw them return it though.

They were delish if I do say so myself. The Mrs. didnt take the hint and make any instead she feed them beans, eggs, potatoes, bacon, tortillas and chorizo on almost everything. Thank god I brought the snow in the night before cuz with all that spice, this family sure can stank up a bathroom.
Got to hit the rack... damn Im talking like Mr Marine!.. Anyhow dont forget to vote for me #43 Inappropriate Elf Contest


Buckeye Gal said...

Panicakes? Isn't that what a girl says? LOL

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